I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. -Plutarch

Sirius wanted to have a baby with me.

Not in that way, you sickos! Hear me out. So the other day he heard about a person that's not a muggle or a wizard. They're called mutants. They've got these crazy power type things where they can ( Read more... )

It had started out so simply, just like things of this nature always did. While idly wrapping a scarf around his neck, James heard a familiar, almost scared voice mutter "I wonder if he ever looked back."

Not being one to miss an opportunity, James wheeled around and followed the voice. It came from a boy not quite as tall as he, younger in age, but ( Read more... )

This is a tale I like to call "James and the Giant Squid". You know, it's like that Muggle story "James and the Giant Peach" except that this involves a squid that's bigger than a peach can ever hope to be. You can eat a squid like a peach too. It's called calamari. Well, it's not exactly like a peach. You have to cook it to make it calamari. If it ( Read more... )

Let me just start by saying that this is a really dumb question. "Happily ever after" is the worst phrase in the history of the English language, maybe even the universe. It give people images of a mother, father, and a boy and a girl (it's always two children in the stories! always!) all cuddled in a happy little hug while they eat all sorts of ( Read more... )